I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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