i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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