think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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