I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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