So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Randomize
