We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
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