I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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