What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
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