Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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