i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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