just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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