I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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