Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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