Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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