I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
No I am not eating basil off your cock
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
You're a waste of cheezeits
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I think people are normalizing furries
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