i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
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