I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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