Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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