how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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