you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Randomize
