He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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