my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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