i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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