yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
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