I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
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