I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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