I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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