Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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