grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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