And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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