why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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