Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Dignity is for republicans.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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