omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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