everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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