Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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