the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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