We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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