He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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