Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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