Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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