BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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