I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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