oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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