I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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