Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
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