I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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