i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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