I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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