is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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