So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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