Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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