I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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