BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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