Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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