You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
Randomize
