so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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