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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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